I saw this on another Xanga blog and I thought I might give it a try. "Date" probably isn't the first word that comes to mind when I think of the these characters but I figured anything I would want to put wouldn't be …

You buy furniture, you tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. buy the sofa, then for a couple of years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue h…